Late Night Songs

To the tune of Queen's "Somebody To Love"

Caaaaaaaan
Anybody..
Find me..
A fucking job please?

Each morning I get up I cry a little
Can rarely face my defeat
Boot up my laptop make coffee and sigh,
Curl in a ball and retreat
I have spent all this time in attempting to
find a worthwhile place to work, LORD!
Can anybody find me a fucking job please?

I try hard, every morning and night
I search till my eyes are a blur
By the end of the week I want to reach for my liquor
I refresh Craigslist and
I hope and pray
That they're not some scammers from hell
Lord - somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me a fucking job please?

EVERDAY - I TRY AND I TRY AND I CRY
Eeeeeeeverybody wants my credit score
They have no legit website
They say I am their top candidate that applied
Got a crap address
Jesus christ, they're really using Hotmail!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - ANYBODY
Can anybody find me a fucking job please?

Got no cash, I got no paycheck
Don't even have health insurance
I'm in debt, things are tight,
I need some better endurance
I just gotta get a real fucking job
Someday I'm gonna get paid, LORD!

Find me a fucking job
Find me a fucking job
Find me a fucking job
Find me a fucking job (repeat as you like)

Can anybody find me... a fucking job?

© to ME. It's a parody and it's all mine. I wrote it.